I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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