It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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