She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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