I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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