I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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