i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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