I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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