butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
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at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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