That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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