dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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