why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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