it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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