i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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