But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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