If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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