so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
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Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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