Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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