Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
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Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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