Sponge bath it is.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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