True but thats because hes a fetus.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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