Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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