If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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