Don't make out with my wife yet
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
either way he was missing a nipple.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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