nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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