Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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