I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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