At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
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Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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