Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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