So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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