Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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