Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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