kristin has been a bad kristin
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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