i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
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