Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Randomize
