Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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Just invented taco cereal.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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