No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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