Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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