What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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