the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Damn victory sex feels great
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