is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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