seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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