Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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