I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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