You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
jump out the window naked night went bad
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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