You made me cry and you don't even care
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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