I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
