just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
false alarm. still invincible.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
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