I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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