It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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