Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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