super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
my sisters under your porch take her home
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
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