The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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