you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My legs feel like baby dolphins
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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