But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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