sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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