Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
