I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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