I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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