she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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